Where have all the coyotes gone? I haven't heard them partying for months now, and other people around these parts say the same. One says her husband heard in some online chatrooms that local rancheros are feeding them some sterilization drug. Now, coyotes can't kill healthy adult cattle, and there are few sheep farms in these parts. What is the goddamned problem? They don't normally bother people. So now the rabbits are multiplying like crazy, with no natural predators. I'm just gonna have to get more accurate with my crossbow I guess. Or find a way to start slipping sterilization powders into the ranchers' food, to give the coyotes a chance to come back in another human generation or two.

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