now at the gate after having been thoroughly fucked over, humiliated and robbed by airport security in Tijuana. the Parcel Blue Light called over an official (whose name and agency I was too distraught to notice) said the large bottle of Kirkland olive oil was unacceptable because they don't allow oil of any kind; the liquor because it had no label, but I'm sure they could have come up with another excuse to steal it otherwise.

if the luggage compartment of the plane ever reaches the flash point of olive oil, I'd guess that bottle would be one of the least of their (and my) worries.

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